These Pet Products So Fun, You'll Want Them for Yourself

5. Dog Costumes with Spiders

What Happens: It transforms your dog into a spider.
The Price: $27
Talking about California Costumes, this spider costume is sure to frighten anyone who is unaware of the dog's Halloween costume. There are four sizes available for the costume: extra-small, small, medium, and big. It costs $27 on Amazon. Since all of the costume is polyester, cleaning should be simple.

Canine Spider Suit ©amazon.com
With eight legs thanks to the outfit, your dog will look like a funny, or scary, spider with black eyes and orange and black stripes. Since the foam legs are sewed into the outfit, when your dog walks, they will flop around like a spider crawling.

6. Cat Hats Made of Tin Foil

What Happens: Keeps your feline safe from governmental authority
The Price: $6.99
Available from Perpetual Kid, this tin foil cat cap will protect your pet against RFID, government mind control, electromagnetic and gamma radiation, dog assassins, and any other potential threats. This foil helmet might be a good idea if you've seen your cat watching a lot of YouTube conspiracy theory videos.

Cats' Tin Foil Hats @perpetualkid/Pinterest
It's conceivable that your cat will become the next target if the government is unable to reach you. Your cat is always aware of you, and malicious brain control can easily be confused with your typical cat apathy.

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